What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Needless to say,

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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