- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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