- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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