how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

this is not a drill.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's circular and round A circle

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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