Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

The black man leaves the strip club.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

falling didnt make the difference

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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