Harry Chappell raped someone

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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The Holocaust.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Women's rights

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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