Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Anti Joke

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