- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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