What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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