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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

A baby seal walks into a club

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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