- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

knock knock There's no door

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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