Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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