- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

woman's rights

Knock knock Come in

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Bumsniffer

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What can make you pee? Liquid

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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