- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

watch me nae nae

Roses are red, Violets are violet

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Elizabeth Warren

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

No thank you, I don't like violence

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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