Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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david poredos

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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