What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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charlie sheen losing

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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