why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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