Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

penis

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Women's rights

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

hi bye

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luke moore cant pull it back

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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