What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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