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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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