What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

No, Trinidad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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