- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What can make you pee? Liquid

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

woman's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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