Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...