A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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