Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

i have two hands.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

I told you it would happen

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

My parents have an open marriage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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