Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

woman's rights

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Once upon a time, The end.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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