The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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The person below me is weird.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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