- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

WHAT????

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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