What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Nah

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Sarah Palin

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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