The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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DESERT

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i just wrote this so hard

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There's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

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