THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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