Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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