- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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