- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

A white person at Harvard

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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