- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Nickelback

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

this is not a drill.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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