What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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falling didnt make the difference

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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A man walks into a bar.

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