- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

The Christian Bible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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