What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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split your ass cheek

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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