Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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My name is Harry.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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