Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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