- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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