Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Daym im romantic

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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