- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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