a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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