Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

brock has small hands for a small job

soccer

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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