Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Testicles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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were you expecting a joke

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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