Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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