Jaden McMichael

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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