- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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