"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A black person walks out of KFC

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

a man said hi.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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