Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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poop nuff said

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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