- Anti Joke

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Obama

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.