My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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