So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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You see how lame this is?

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Potassium? K.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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