- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Your mother is average.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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