whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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The Moon Landing.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Brad Fuller!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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