Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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hi will

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Who is it?

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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