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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Bumsniffer

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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