- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Your Mom!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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