- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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