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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your face

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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