Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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