Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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