Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Do you love me? No.

Obama

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

NASCAR

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

I'm 4 and what is this?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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