What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Women have the right to vote.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

2 + 2 = 4

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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