wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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