How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Do you love me? No.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Obama

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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NASCAR

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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