- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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