What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Your future.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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The jets are a good team..

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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