Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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This is not a joke

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Get off my porch.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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