- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Rick santorum

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.