A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Women's rights

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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