What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Your Mother

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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