- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

My penis is big... not.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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