- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

You suck big fat slobber

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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