- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

The Moon Landing.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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