- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

jcjdj

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Hillary Clinton

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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