- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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