Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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