- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Guess what? I like trains.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's 9 + 10 19

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??