- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

It got hit by a rocket.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.