- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

kill yourself

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

I like colin but not as much as apple

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What the hell are you doing?

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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