- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Cripples are lame.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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