- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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