So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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...............................................................hi

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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mark lawson likes boys

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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poop nuff said

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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