- Anti Joke

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Women outside of the kitchen.