What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Please? No.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Choir.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Man U

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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