What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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david weres the slug gone

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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I have a gay camel

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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