- Anti Joke

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.