Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Three black men were walking...

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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