- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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