- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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